Some background to this before I post this. I've had this copy-pasta sitting on my harddrive for a while, and several months after this happened, I've decided to post it here. It's long as fuck, and it requires some background information, so here goes.

Paheal.net is a Rule 34 archive site. Rule 34 of the internet states that there's porn of it, no exceptions. I've drawn quite a bit of art for this site, and though lately I haven't been on as much as I used to, it's probably still the best Rule 34 site that I know of.

Now, a while ago on FurAffinity, I had a bit of a feud with AlexReynard and you may recall I even MiSted one of his original short shories.
As you may know, AlexReynard has an EncyclopediaDramatica article, so most relevant information on him is up there.

Now, despite the vast amount of porn of Rescue Rangers and Tiny Toons characters that Alex has drawn, only a small fraction of it is on Paheal. Apparently, a certain namefag found his way to rule34.paheal.net/post/view/173475, and a few disparging comments on it. I noticed beforehand that this namefag, toon Coon, seemed to share Alex's bizarre fetishes, and I thought perhaps he was Reynard. I accused this several times, only to learn the truth was worse.

He was a fanboy of AlexReynard. Even Ray Jones fanboys can have their fanboys.

What follows is as much of the thread as I could rescue, uncut and as it originally appeared before being deleted by the admins. It will be posted here for all to see. Even Reynard himself makes an appearence.

I'm Cat Bountry, by the way.

( TL;DR ahead... )