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BEST MOM EVAR

  • Sep. 19th, 2007 at 2:28 PM
Suiseiseki
Norichan822: Also, I've mentioned my mother is insane, right?
Norichan822: Well, my car is still in the shop, and my mother is going to drive me over there, regardless of whether it's ready or not.
Norichan822: Then she is telling me if it's not ready, i must call my grandmother to pick up up and drive me to my dentists appointment.
Norichan822: Despite the fact that my mother lives closer.
Norichan822: My grandmother is not picking up the phone.
Norichan822: My mother is screaming at me because, since there is no change in the situation, I haven't come to her sayin, "Oh, nana's still not picking up after the third time I called her."
Norichan822: I told her if she did pick up, I would tell her.
Norichan822: She's screaming "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!"
Norichan822: because, you know, She has to pick up her favoritest daughter from scool, and she can't inconvience her by having to also drive me to the freaking dentist if my car isn't ready.
Norichan822: I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.
shadowblaziken15: lol wut?
Norichan822: Exactly.
Norichan822: That's the only way you can react to this.
Norichan822: Did I mention she's not speaking to my grandmother, either?
Norichan822: Because she and my aunt have gotten into another fight, and my grandmother is all like, "Seriously, knock it off, what the hell?" and mom responds to this like "OMG HOW DARE YOU TAKE HER SIDE?!"
Norichan822: "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I'M PERFECT AND ARGHLEBLARGHLEARGH!"
Norichan822: So, yeah.
Norichan822: Thank you, mom, for dumping responsibilities you don't care to live up to on people who you aren't even speaking to right now.
shadowblaziken15: Wow. That's craaazy.
Norichan822: Yes.
Norichan822: If my mom used moar internet, she would have an ED article over 9000 words long.
shadowblaziken15: ...lol.
Norichan822: I can just see a typical livejournal entry...
Norichan822: "So, my sister was giving my favorite daughter an attitude, so i'm not speaking to her until she kisses my ass and tells me how great i am, because I married a man that doesn't have a drinking problem and makes lots of money, unlike what she did. And now my mom is telling me I'm behaving irresponsibly, so I'm no talking to that bitch either."
Norichan822: "Mood: Perpetual bitchiness. Music: Faith Hill."
shadowblaziken15: I lol'd.
Norichan822: My grandmother is, of course, probably the nicest person i know.
Norichan822: So mom refusing to talk to her, and yet insisting on haing me call her BUT USE YOUR CELL PHONE SARAH I DON'T WANT EVIDENCE OF ME CALLING HER ON MY PHONE makes mom look really, really bad.
Norichan822: I wish /i/ was my personal army so we could raid her facebook.
shadowblaziken15: el oh el.
shadowblaziken15: I hate that PERSONAL ARMY SHIT. IT'S GAY LOL.
Norichan822: Yeah...
Norichan822: I can't wait to get back to Nana.
Norichan822: I am going to give her a great, big hug.
Norichan822: Of course, I'm going to have to come back here for laundry.
shadowblaziken15: Ah.
shadowblaziken15: well

Eventually, my mother decided to have someone else pick up jackie, because she couldn't dump me on Nana. What a champ.

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