Today, I was reminded of a copy-pasta I submitted to 4chan some time ago. It went as follows:



Now, if you read through that, you'll get an idea of what Corey is. Lately though, he has been goddamned hysterical. Yesterday night, he remarked that he thought that Batman and Robin would probably do really well this weekend.

Batman and Robin, of course, came out 10 years ago, and sucked. Not that this matters to Corey, of course.

Of course, being in a good mood, I started to goad Corey into talking more about how Batman and Robin would do. In his confusion and unfathomable Corey-logic, he suddenly jumped to Harry Potter, and came up with the jumbled title of Harry Potter Meets Robin.

You can't make this shit up.

This struck me as such a horrible, contrived idea, it was genius. I doodled the idea quickly on a courtesy bag, and then asked Corey if he could write Harry Potter Meets Robin for me. In his usually manner of speech, he insisted that I should take on the task of writing this epic crossover saga, though I feel that I can't truly do the idea justice. I could try and write it as how he would say it, but it's unlikely anybody outside of my theater would find it funny.

"And then Alfreeeeed, Alfred went up to Robin and said 'Hey Robin, Hey Robiiiin, Harry, Harry Potter is here to see you. And Then Robin said 'Really? Harry Potter is here to see me? Naaaahhhh, naaaaaahh... Really? Naaaahhhh..."

And Robin would go on like that for about 20 minutes.

YOU ARE THE DRIVER. WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?